3134 Eastern Ave., Baltimore, MD, 21224
Breaking news from the North Pole! After a three-year absence from the show, Monkey himself is coming home for the holidays! Alongside the current Reigning Queen of Burlesque, Trixie Little, your favorite naughty elves are reunited at The Patterson this year! Baltimore's best holiday tradition always delivers outrageous acrobatics, smart striptease, heart-warming songs and an overdose of laughter. Hosted by the hilariously inappropriate Moisty the Snowman and with the 8th Wonder of the World, Mr. Gorgeous, and the candy coated cutie, Lil Miss Lixx. Live music by the French Horn Trio, Très Horny. More nuts than the Nutcracker, more cheese than a cheese log and more fruitcakes than your family reunion!
Above Photo credit: Steve Parke
5 shows! Thu 8pm, Fri & Sat 7pm & 10pm | ADV $25, $22 mbrs. DOOR $28, $25 mbrs.